Author: dougabaird@earthlink.net

New “Factory Farm Fun Book” Update

The layouts for two-thirds of this 100 page activity book have been completed. Below is a second sampling of pages.

Mortality Maze
Pandemic Sing-a-long
Hatch and Release
Rural Sorrow Hopscotch
The Urban Dairy
Follow the Regulator
The New Food Pyramid
Farm Harm Poster – Respirators 101
Farm Harm Coloring Page – Blue Babies

The next blog series, Part 8 – Disclosure, Ethics and Image: Honesty in Government & Agriculture, is moving slowly towards posting. This series will be a departure from earlier blogs, and will signal a change from commentary to a call for action.

Blog Special – Book Publication Announcement and New Book Preview

“You Know You Live near a Factory Farm When Your Kids Go Fishing with a Pool Skimmer”

In Rural America the biggest threat to the health and well-being of the community is the same activity that once strengthened and nurtured it — farming. Industrial farming is rolling the dice against a dystopian future of environmental meltdown, antibiotic-resistant pathogens, and genetically modified organisms in a race to quickly amass wealth. Using a simple picture-book style, and the buoyancy of humor, this book navigates the flood of destructive farming practices that have already engulfed the rural community, and are spreading.

Print and eBook available at

Amazon.com

Barnes and Noble.com

 

eBook available at

          Kobo

     Apple

And other retailers worldwide

 

A preview of the second book in the Factory Farm series:

“The Factory Farm Fun Book”

Over a hundred pages of jokes, riddles, games and activities, mazes, poems, sing-a-longs, connect-the dots, humorous stories and more!

 

Escape from the Factory Farm board game from the “Factory Farm Fun Book”

Herbicide Drift Maze from the “Factory Farm Fun Book”

GMO Corn Maze photo-spread from the “Factory Farm Fun Book”

How Many Toxic Gas Plumes [are escaping from this manure pit?] game from the “Factory Farm Fun Book”

Pin the Tail on the Legislator party game from the “Factory Farm Fun Book”

Corporate Pushback Balloon Relay game from the “Factory Farm Fun Book”

Factory Farm Days article from the “Factory Farm Fun Book”

You Know You Live Near a Factory Farm When Your Kids Go Fishing with a Pool Skimmer

An Uncensored Look at Today’s Farming Practices

Blog Special: A first look at the cartoon picture book by Doug Baird – the captions.

  1. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when your bug-zapper sounds like a popcorn machine
  2. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when everyone you know is getting cancer.
  3. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when the cows are fed on chicken poop and sawdust.
  4. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when they buy more antibiotics than a hospital.
  5. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when a part of the Dead Zone is named after them.
  6. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when their business model is a sweatshop.
  7. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when “manure spreading” means it’s spilled into the river again.
  8. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when USDA Certified means “you stupid, dumb assholes.”
  9. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when the Real Estate Disclosure Form is redacted.
  10. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when the government inspectors have to make an appointment to visit.
  11. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when the morning mist is herbicide.
  12. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when you’re always being told how important they are.
  13. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when the lake has more warning signs than tourists.
  14. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when your Bed and Breakfast is shut and closed.
  15. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when their biggest supporters live somewhere else.
  16. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when the farmers and the regulators are the same people.
  17. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when the public is educated to accept the pollution, rather than stop it.
  18. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when it’s a crime to film inside their sheds.
  19. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when the DEC makes excuses for them.
  20. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when your taxes subsidize their workers, and their workers send it out of the country.
  21. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when their image is Old MacDonald, and their attitude is Stalin.
  22. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when it keeps getting bigger, while your community gets smaller.
  23. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when the hills are brown and the lakes are green.
  24. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when you have to pressure-wash your cat.
  25. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when your viewscape is turkey vultures circling the offal bins.
  26. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when the gases you breathe would get a toxic waste dump shut down.
  27. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when manure comes out of the tap.
  28. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when your dog has asthma.
  29. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when blowflies are at the top of the food chain.
  30. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when you have to check the wind direction before you open a window.
  31. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when all the want ads are placed in another country.
  32. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when your Representative won’t look you in the eye.
  33. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when a $5 million agribusiness needs a $10 million subsidy.
  34. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when your grandparents have to tell the kids what nature used to be like.
  35. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when the pitter-patter on your roof isn’t rain.
  36. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when you have to wash your clothes after they come off the line.
  37. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when you pay more taxes for your trailer than they do for their farm.
  38. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when you only drink organic milk, water, bottled water.
  39. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when the snow-melt is brown.
  40. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when politicians pretend not to believe what they know to be true.
  41. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when their “hold harmless” argument is the Nuremburg Defense.
  42. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when relative wealth equals relative worth.
  43. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when a million gallon spill gets a $500 fine, and they consider it excessive.
  44. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when everything they do is legal because they write the laws.
  45. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when the fields have no animals, and the sheds have no windows.
  46. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when your brother is sick from a bacteria no one’s ever seen before.
  47. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when the county authorities won’t return your calls.
  48. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when your kids go fishing with a pool skimmer.
  49. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when it’s no laughing matter.
  50. You know you live near a Factory Farm, when politicians won’t kiss your blue baby.

The End

 

Part 7c – A Cyclic History: Pollute, Distort, Pacify, Repeat . . . Committees and Cover-ups

Politicians, bureaucrats, and agricultural interests hold hands in committees, while putting on an endless dog and pony show of ineffectual voluntary fixes and do-nothing oversight.

10 years of articles in the Auburn Citizen show that efforts to abate agricultural pollution are at a standstill — the only difference is the date of the article.

Part 7c – A Cyclic History – Pollute-Distort-Pacify-Repeat –Committees and Cover-ups

Continue reading Part 7c – A Cyclic History: Pollute, Distort, Pacify, Repeat . . . Committees and Cover-ups